Stars and Wars Day, the most ominous and destructive
sounding international holiday of all. I thought it was something totally
different, and then I remembered that there was that movie with that kid. Blond
hair, got a goober looking grin on his smug face all the time, he wields a
lightsaber, uses magic, you know, the real recognizable type. Yeah, well I really like that story and
junk. It has great themes, the dark-side and the light-side. Sure I go for that type of thing. I am all for a day of star wars.
But rather than talking about the story, or the great
characters, or the genuinely inspiring creativity that it took to conceive of
such a tale, I would rather talk about the technologies that really aren’t as
impressive as they used to be. You know,
kind of bash on George Lucas for having such a near sighted imagination. I mean seriously, he came up with these
movies when I was like, I don’t know, younger. And we already have a lot of the
bacookas that Georgio schemed up.
For example we have holograms now.
And you know what, it is boring. Just kidding it's not. But I think this video is fake. However, if it is not that would be awesome. But if it is, then the multi-million dollar news stations that are supposed to be telling us what's happening in the world are clearly lying. oops I think I accidentally switched from hypothetical tense to straight-up-reality tense in that last sentence.
Then there is this Tupac thing that is said to be a hologram. But then again, no one can decide on whether he is alive or dead. So we have to just wonder: Is George Lucas and Jessica Yellin in cahoots with Tupac. Sounds like a bad crew to me.
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