Kneel Before Your Gods, Babylon.

Hello my brethren.  Today we are going to talk about idol worship.  Why would people do that?  Is it because we all have a void in our heart the needs filling?  Or are these idols a projection of one's self, ego, or pride?

Allow me to philosophize for a second before we continue on to the meat of the blog.  Mmm... blog meat, slowly cooked in the red hot hands of Ra.

Without something to fill that void, men grow restless.  The void grows, eating away at man's core eventually causing him collapses in upon himself.

Religion or worship provides substance. It is that exhilarating force that propels man.  Of course, people can worship whatever they want.   But two men worshiping different things will propelled in completely separate directions. Why would I say all this?  Because look at this.

Kneel before your god, Babylon.

Holy crap. This is Avicii.  He is a DJ.  To me this picture looks like an ancient Egyptian ceremony from outer space.  Of course, I know that people are not actually worshiping this guy, but it still looks like how I imagine their rituals would look.   

Then there is Deadmau5.  The worship he gets equates to roughly a 12 million dollar net worth.  So yeah,  I was just thinking if we could transport one of these guys back in time, we could easily take control of an empire. Alls I am saying is alls.  

Political issues will now be settled with memes

Politics is confusing and boring. That is why most people hate it and avoid it at all costs. Luckily we live in the enlightened edge of digital communication where we can express every thing we want with simple pictures called "memes".

Meet Obama.

Obama Has You By The Neck

Of course you have heard about health care reform.  That is all anyone cares about.  Geez it makes me angry. Ok I will sum it up for you, and then we will get to the real topic.  There will be people that will say, "Health care is the one thing that I believe should be universal. I mean who doesn't deserve the right to live?"  That is a cute notion. Don't fall for it.  You can't just give everyone health care. If you could I would be all for it.  However, there is too much economical whiplash that comes with it. Basically the government wants doctors to work for free.  I don't think the doctors want to do that.  Let's pretend I am a doctor for one second.  I might say something like.  "Welp, healthcare aint gonna feed my family."  You see what I am saying. There is no medication for starvation! Do you understand.

Days Become Darker and Darker From Here On Out. (Summer Officially Begins.)

I am sure you are all aware that yesterday marked the official beginning of summer.  Summer solstice, if you will. Which I hope you will. That is what they call it.  I didn't make it up.  Perhaps you thought today was summer solstice. No. This year the solstice came early.

Why is this important at all? Because summer solstice marks the day that I got my GoPro.  Ok. truth be told, it isn't all mine. I went halfsies on it with Eric.

Think of all the cool things I could video record with that little camera thing; for example, i could film me making breakfast, me going to work, me at work, me coming home and eating lunch, me playing around in the living room until I get cranky and tired and want to go to bed, me blogging for no good reason, and the list of things goes on and on.  So yeah, be excited.

I made play-dough into bonsai tree and some hot babe.

If you are instagram you probably already know.  I am going through a phase. I am not ready to give it up, but asking for help seems a bit superfluous.   In time I'm sure play dough will not interest me like it does now.  I grow out of things pretty fast, especially things that smell like overweight electricians. 

Also in regards to earlier posts about the worlds end. Suppose the world does end. That means from here on out every day is going to be shorter and shorter than the last, darker and darker too.  Ps. you know what is funny. Winter solstice happens December 21, but that isn't the fun part.  It happens at precisely 11:12 pm which is military time for 23 hundred hours and 12 minutes!!! (follow the link to learn what the exclamation marks are about)

Just think about it.

December 23rd: The Day That Changed Everything (Coincidently My Birthday)

If you read my last post about the end of the world then you will remember a bit about how it is happening on exactly my 84 hundredth day of life.  This is evidence enough to conclude that, well, I am the chosen one.-- quick note: there are close to 490,000 people born everyday, meaning there are close to 489,999 other "chosen ones"-- Even though this colossal dirt clod of information stands impermeable against all doubt that I am any thing less than "chosen", I began to wonder.  What if the date of December 23rd is an important factor in the history of the world, apart from just being the day of my birth.
I grabbed my chocolate cake (compliments to Whitney for that), heated up some tea, and started up the stairs toward my bedroom where I locked myself up, isolated from the rest of my roommates (who are all probably very worried about my sanity right now.)
Like any curious lad I started my search with the Google.   Immediately mountains of information poured across my monitor, revealing that December 23 is much bigger than anyone could have ever expected. Turns out my irrational suspicions had something to them.
This is no clandestine work of secret cults.  This, what I am about to reveal to you, could not have been planned or conceived of by any mortal. Though the events of this day were not always positive, the deep impact of December 23rd resonates throughout the entire history of our earth, from beginning to the very end.

Imagine this full of pearls.  Eat it up.

 
Discovery Number One: December 23, 1776 Thomas Pain -- coincidence that we share the same first name? -- delivers The Crisis. "These are times that try men's souls", it is part of the speech.  "What we earn to cheaply we esteem to lightly" this is part of the speech too.  He is talking about freedom and taking it back from Britain.  This speech, The Crisis, awakened America. It was one of the leading factors in the fight for freedom.
Ok, sure my birth shares a day with an important part of history. Whatever, no big deal, right? WRONG.

Why This Is So Freaky: 2,556 months after the speech was given I was born. The day that I realize that (today), just happens to be Siddhartha Gautama Buddha's 2,556th birthday. No joke. Click the link and find out for yourself.
In case you didn't know, there are many Buddha's. The word 'Buddha' is a title for the first awakened being in an era. Siddhartha Gautama Buddha is considered to be the first, supreme Buddha. The day that I discover the importance of of my own destiny just so happens to be the day that the first ever and supreme Buddha was awakened.
Recap: 'Buddha' means first awakened being in an era.  Today (the same day supreme Buddha was awakened) I find out that I am the chosen one, well at least one of the 489,999 chosen ones. Now, being the chosen one doesn't just happen over night, it is engrained in the fiber of one's being. It has been encrypted in my genetic code since my birth. I guess you could say, the knowledge has finally "awakened" within me.

This picture speaks for itself.

By now I am half way through with my cake. My herbal lemon, throat soothing tea is now the perfect temperature. I am feeling a strange sense of vertigo. I blame it on the combination of sugar and the sleepiness. My roommates have been quite for the last ten minutes. I am sure by now they have stopped worrying about my sanity .

Discovery Number Two: On December 23, 1913, President Woodrow Wilson signed the Owen-Glass Act, creating the Federal Reserve System, an independent agency of the U.S. Government.

Why this is Freaky: 1913 is obviously only 99 years away from 2012. That means the FED was born 11 hundred and 88 months before the world is going to end. I believe numbers have meanings so I looked up the meaning of both 11 and 88, because they stood out to me as frighteningly clean numbers.    

Eleven: 11- Christian Numerology meaning deals with imperfection, disorganization or disorder.
Eight Eight: 88 - Assertive, power complex, maintains a slightly haughty arrogance separating self from others, likes to challenge people in authority positions, in extremes can be very destructive, intellectual arrogance, devious getting to the "top", “know it all”, destructive attacks against religious and ideological institutions.
It seems that the cosmos is trying to tell us something.

"My name is Woodrow. I am much smarter than you are."

Discovery Number Three: George Washington resigned his commission as commander and chief of the Continental Army December 23, 1783.
This is not good. If we think about it this would correlate most with tyrannical government. Am I right? So lets compare it to the birth of the FED.
1913 - 1783  =130
130 x 12 =1560
Fact: 1560 was a leap year starting on a Monday.
1560 is also the sum of 39 and 40.
Thirty Nine: 39 - Christian Numerology meaning deals in reference that with having a sickness or disease
Forty : 40 - Christian Numerology meaning deals with probation or trial. This number has also been used to describe a period of judgment.

Discovery Four: December 23, 1933,  train crash in eastern Paris, 230 die. TWENTY THREE HUNDRED!

Discovery Number Five: December 23, Celebration of Amitabha Buddha's Birthday. Amitabha Buddha is the Buddha of the western land (The Americas?) and of the land of ultimate bliss (Again, I ask, the Americas?)
I am from America. This  Buddha is all about the Americas. Correlation? I think there is. We are born on the same day. Correlation? Again, I say I think there is.
The Kicker: Bhikshu Dharma Treasury made 48 inconcievable voes to Buddha. This consequently led to him becoming a Buddha himself.  48 is the inverse of 84, which brings us full circle back to the number of days in my life until 12/21/2012.

Do I think the world is going to end? The short answer: yes.  
That is to say, the world as we know it will end.  Everything will change I am sure to some degree or another. I don't think everyone will die. I think there will be a very average amount of deaths on that day. 

I have eaten as much of my cake as I possibly can, because there is none left.  All that remains of my tea is cold but I am still drinking it anyway. I am beginning to worry about the how people will perceive my sanity, or if it is there to be perceived. 

Wrong context.

Final Discovery Before Bed

Genesis 1:23. "And the evening and the morning were the 5th day"
Remember how when the earth's magnetic shield stops blocking the sun's rays everyone is going to be subject to an increased amount of photon exposure. Remember how this is going to illuminate everyone and raise mankind to a higher level of sentience.

Biblical meaning of number five is grace and redemption.

There is going to be grace and redemption, which means the evil will be wiped away. We will start fresh like a sunrise in the morning.  It is all right there in Genesis 1:23.

Side note: Interesting that just before the end of the world (as we know it) there is going to be a presidential election. 

I wouldn't worry about the December 2012.
I would be more concerned with Revelations 20:12.

The End of the World, I Don't Want To Call It a Prophesy But...

I would like to share with you how and why the world is going to end.  It is not really that big of a deal.  Just everything on earth will cease to be.  Well, mostly everything.  There will be a few survivors.  I doubt anyone that has ever seen this blog will make it out alive, but that is only because I appeal to a very small group of people, of which none have the means or ability to protect themselves from the impending doom.

Above: an inaccurate depiction of the end of the world

This actually came to me as a revelation, not so much a biblical like revelation but more like im-bored-eating-cereal-in-the-morning type of revelation. Why did it come to me? I don't know.  I do believe that it was not my idea, but rather I was merely a biological catalyst by which the concept could be vocalized and shared.  Why it chose me? I don't know. It could have manifest itself in some person who actually held some authority in their writings.  It could have manifest itself in someone who would have taken the idea a little more seriously, but it chose me and now it is my destiny to blog about it.

The astounding truth hit me out of nowhere back when I was 18, but up until now I had completely forgotten about it.  It wasn't until I was riding my bike to work when it came back.  I was noticing the intense heat from the summer's sun beating against my toned and bronzed skin, and that is when the flame of the revelation was sparked once again.

How It Happens.

The sun is the epicenter of our gravitational solar system.  All the planets revolve around this celestial body.  This is common knowledge, but it is imperative that we start here otherwise the end will not be understood in its entirety.  As the planets orbit the sun they slightly wobble up and down, like a buoy out on the ocean. This is called cyclic movement. Unlike buoy on the ocean, planets take thousands of years to move from top to bottom.

Notice the wavy lines.  That is the what im talkin bout. 

I suppose I should mention that many people have been plagued by the revelation of the earths end. There was Nostradamus who said the world would fall off its axis in 2012. We could take his word for it because he is a pretty authoritative source when it comes to prophecies.

Then there were prophesies of great calamity and natural disasters culminating in the destruction of the entire planet, and we know these are accurate because they came from a group of individuals who lived in huts and sacrificed babies for rain water. I am talking about the Mayans.  

There are others too.  The Incans, Egyptians, and some guy named Edgar Cayce.  Come to think of it, Edgar said the world would fall off its axis, not Nostradamus. Nostradamus just said everything will end. Both statements are nonetheless 100 percent accurate. 

You see when the earth hits that center galactic plain, like it is scheduled to do in 2012 on the 21st of December only 2 days before my 23 birthday on approximately my 8,400th day of existence --No joke, freaky how perfectly round that number is-- there will be what is known as a 'polar shift'.

Fun Facts With Numbers

• 84 is equal to 7 x 12. 7 being the number of completeness and 12 being months in a year.
• Jews were held captive in Babylon for 840 months
• Jacobs days lasted 7 years or 84 months. Interesting to note he is the father of the 12 tribes of Israel.  
• Egypt's 7 year famine.
• Every tribulation period in the bible consists of a 7 year time period or 84 months.
• Yeah and the due date for apocalypse is going to be my 84 hundredth day of existence on the dot.

Coincidence? I think not. Freaky? For me it is very freaky.  Back to the how it happens.

Earths magnetic field is dependent on the suns gravitational pull. When the planet hits that line the south pole is going to want to switch places with the north pole, meaning all heck is going to break loose. Polar shift may sound like some sort of Eskimo based race car game, but in the context of Armageddon those are two words you do not want to hear next to each other.  Basically the south pole is going to move to where the north pole is and the north pole is going to drop to the south pole.

This is a beautiful picture of planet earth maintaining a consistent magnetic field.  This holds all the earths tectonic plates in place, thus keeping calamity and disaster to a minimum. 

Here is a poor illustration of magnetism during a polar shift

During the reversal every land mass is going to be pulled in separate directions. Upsetting the earths equilibrium will presumably cause tsunamis, earthquakes, and the eruption of super volcano's like Yellowstone in Idaho. Basically the entire earth is going to be ravished by disasters of an abhorrent nature. . 

Reversal could take days or it could take years, nobody knows exactly how long the process will last.  

Why This is a Big Deal

Polar shift is a big deal, not because it will kill most people but because of what will happen to the earths magnetic shield.  I don't think everyone will die from natural disasters.  Many people will, but the bulk load of bodies are going to be burnt to a crisp.  

During this chaotic magnetic re-calibration the earth is going to be completely defenseless from the photon rays shot from the sun.  That means scorching rays of light are going to beam onto earth and burn everybody alive.  This intense light will contain more energy and will burn twelve times hotter than a  gyro rocket fuselage.  

The earth will be more or less uh... how do I say this without sounding crazy? It will be baptized in fire. This will cause one of two things to happen.  Possibility A, which is the much more plausible possibility, everyone burns up like ants under a mag glass. Possibility B, the increase photon exposure will heighten humans cognition thus exalting us to a higher degree of sentience. 

Lets hope that for some reason the extra blaring photon light enlightens and evolves us.  

  

- Thom from the Cannibalistic Kindergarten Crew