Quick Disclaimer: This blog is no good for anyone. It will not help you in any way. It will probably only make you less intelligent than you are know. Only those who absolutely feel the necessity to read this should continue. Actually, no, i don't think even they should continue. You know what, just don't read this.
Yes, I know, that must sound so appealing, but it isn’t. Have you ever had a head that is cotton candy? It is useless. The flavor is terrible, and you couldn’t eat it even if you wanted to because you know the whole can’t-eat-your-own-head thing. That is a thing right? Besides being useless as cotton candy it makes for a useless head too.
You can imagine how bad a head must be for candy right? --are you thinking of Hannibal Lector?-- Well, now try imagining how bad cotton candy is for a head. There is no neuro-synapse going on to support thought or perception or anything. Cotton candy should not ever be mixed with one's head.
Usually my mooshy brain feels somewhat slushy, but right now it is completely frazzled. Haha. I just said frazzled and slushy in the same sentence.
Anyways, on account of I have nothing better to do for this blog I am going to share with you tards (tards is short for: Totally Awesome Radiant… and something else good) what I have been doing at work today.
After I read this I wanted to be a swede really bad. Knowing that the Swedish people do these types of shenanigans during lunch makes me really happy and, come to think of it, hungry too. Then there is also the whole “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” thing. Oh, that girl is more Swedish than anyone could ever hope for. I would totally pay 100 Kronor to club with her. Don’t worry 100 kronor is only 14 dollars in America, so it really isn’t like too ridiculous to want that.
It just hit me. If 100 kronor is only 14 dollars then a million kronor is only like 140 thousand dollars. Suddenly the whole Girl With The Dragon Tatto series lost a lot of value. I still like the books (well, as far as I have read anyway), but I kind of wish that Blomkvist was getting a million dollars instead of just 140 thousand.
After I read about the top news in Sweden, I went to some man-style website. This was good for a laugh. If you are not too scared to open up a separate browser window and read a short article then I suggest you do it.
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