Where Will I Be In Five Years? (Controlling my own Country)

Ok I know it is an ambitious goal, but I really think I would be the best man to rule a country.  Well, it wouldn't be just me alone.  I would have people with similar moral convictions (none) help me run the country.  I am kidding, I have moral convictions. It would be a great and prosperous country founded on Austrian Economics.  

The place we erect ( yes, I expect your help with this) will look like Dubai, but without the turbans.  Also I think we are going to have to be stationed in Alaska, which means we get the aurora borealis.  Think of that, skyscrapers that tear into a sky that is painted by the celestial master himself. It will be wicked awesome.

Here is the plan.   

Year 1

Here is the first step, and maybe the hardest.  We will make a website that generates a lot of income, like something bigger than facebook or google, or at least as big as cupid.com.  Many of you are probably aware that since I joined examiner 3 months ago I have made almost 100 additional dollars. So once we launch the site we will be able to take the revenue from that and put it into my celebrity career.  Which brings me to step two.

Year 2

Create an international best selling album that the whole world enjoys. Have the lyrics base around the philosophies of liberty and of a unlimited potential given to all people by a higher being, I am talking about god, but I don't want the lyrics to be so direct.  You know how so many people have that strange aversion to any thing that deals with religion.  So it will be uplifting and spiritually awakening but under the guise of indie-pop music.  This will lay the founding philosophy for the Constitution of the new country.

Year 3

Maybe we could do something like this.

With the huge success from the music career and the website I will be able to use the money and influence to get into acting.  This will be the fastest way to promote knowledge about the plans.  This will also help us to connect with  influential people that may be able to support the cause.  This will be mostly a political move, if you know what I mean.

Year 4

Step four, actually go into politics.  This is when I will become senator of Alaska.  I will need a lot of baking --excuse me, backing*-- here, because we are going to need to change the laws and regulations about drilling for oil.  Don't worry, it doesn't kill animals. The heat from the pipelines actually creates havens for animals, in short it actually benefits the Eco system.

Year 5

Imagine a huge city under that. Beautiful.

Use the huge amounts of money made from oil and internet industry mixed with the influence developed through the celebrity political career, and buy Alaska from America.   We would easily be able to maintain the economy with the oil rigs and with the advanced computing factories we would erect.  We would need about a trillion dollars I think though, so that we could do this.  In five years time the national debt is going to be very high, according to wolframalpha  it will be 15 trillion dollars. We will have to at least be able to pay 1 of that 15. 

Don't worry about pollution and junk, we can use natural geysers for energy during the dark season, and we could use solar energy during the light season, we will just sell the oil to all the other countries. So what do you say? Are you in or are you totally in!?