Sorry about the alarming title to this blog. I wasn’t trying to insinuate that your brain
needs saving. However, if it does then this post could be very beneficial to
you.
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Don’t ask me how I came across this information because I am
about to tell you right now. So every
once in a while, while I’m at work swimming through the massive septic tank
that is interweb, I find a small gem.
Like when someone accidently swallows a marble and then forgets about
it. Well don’t worry I am down below wading in the fecal excrement of every
internet user who ever existed just waiting for such gems to fall into my
crudely fashioned net (I use stumbleupon and digg). When they finally come, I sneak ten minutes
away from work and type a quick little blog about it. And today's little tid-bit of information is
golden. Like one of those eggs that the
geese in Willy Wonka lay, right from their bakoocas.
Sometimes I talk to myself because I think it is funny. Turns out it is actually majorly beneficial
for your brain. So those narcissists who
talk to themselves all the time, who think they are so smart, well they
probably are. According to Wric, talking to
yourself improves memory. ABC said that it accelerates cognitive functioning.
And research from some fancy Harvard study showed that talking to one’s self
and about one’s self actually stimulates the ‘reward’ center of the brain, or as they say in their fancy Harvard talk it is "intrinsically rewarding".
I think this talking has to be out loud. Blogging doesn’t
count. But I am sure there are plenty of
mental benefits to blogging, just nobody cares to do a study on that because it
doesn’t make any interesting titles. Plus the blogging industry is quite dilapidated already. We don't need any more competition. Thinking about it, yeah, it kind of makes sense that talking to yourself
would do all those things.
I mean I talk to myself all the time, and that is probably why I feel great all the time too.
I mean I talk to myself all the time, and that is probably why I feel great all the time too.
Like this one time I was at work I was talking to
myself. Then one of my coworkers is all
like “what was that?”
Then I was all like “excuse me. Was I talking to you?” Then I walked away laughing and mumbling to myself about how fun the other night was. Yup, you can bet I felt real good after that. And I did.
Then I was all like “excuse me. Was I talking to you?” Then I walked away laughing and mumbling to myself about how fun the other night was. Yup, you can bet I felt real good after that. And I did.
PS. Quick little side note. That Harvard study showed that people were actually willing to forgo money to answer questions about themselves rather than about, you know, things that weren't themselves. So mull that over in your conceited, narcissistic, bigheaded head of yours.
-Thom
-Thom
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